big and ready

Today as I was stepping into the car on our way to church, the slit in the back of my jean skirt ripped all the way up to my undies. I yelped, said, "Oh my goodness!" and reached back to see how far it had ripped.

Rory freaked out.

Rory: "What?!! What?!! What's wrong?"

Becca: "My skirt just ripped. Look at this!"
(we met behind the car) Can I still wear it?"

Rory: "No. You definitely have to change. But you cannot yell an exclamation and grab between your legs. I thought your water had broken. If you're going to yell you have to yell what exactly you are yelling about. Immediately."

Ha! He thought I was going into labor. We're both feeling quite ready.